We urged Seth to not be so honest about his history... but alas he wanted it here anyway...

I grew up in a forest, raised by wolves. They were wonderful, understanding, supportive, and always mead me feel as part of the pack. However, after being kicked out of the group for licking myself too much, I joined the circus and was raised by gypsies from that point forward. My dreams of being the ring leader were eventually shattered when I was kicked out of the circus, for licking myself too much. Luckily, my parents of the time, the amazing gypsies from Bangladesh, felt such love that they left the circus and raised me to an early youth. I was surprised to find that even gypsies have a limit as to how much their son licks himself, so they sold me to a nice family in Connecticut.

There, I was taught that licking myself, like everything else except eating alfalfa sprouts, must be done in moderation, and thus I was able to stay with that wonderful family from then until now. While in Connecticut, I was bred and groomed as Greens Farms Academy, a wonderfully stifling institution of normalcy and status quo. Luckily, I was able to keep my independent spirit alive with the Beachside express, the schools all male a capella group. It was there that I feel in love with a capella and alfalfa sprouts, although my love with that strange vegetable is another story.

So now, here I am, going to RIT, and singing with InnerLoop. It brings me back to those joyous moments in high school with the Beachside Express, and my soul is once again filled with harmonious sounds of song. Now if I can just teach my parents to stop growling at the audience and defecating on the floor during the shows, I would truly be in heaven.

Oh, and I'm not talking about the wolves.