Residence:
Greece, NY

Occupation:
Professor of Mathematics

Status:
Hopelessly single (read below for more info)

How I got into music:
When I was n years old, for n sufficiently close to 0 (can you believe it ladies, I'm still single! hehe), I was playing around on the piano. I think my parents slowly tired of the cacophonous sounds coming from the keyboard, so my mother showed me where middle C was. I was soon playing 'Camptown Races' on my own. Through the years I taught myself how to play the piano, and easily fell into the band environment learning the clarinet, saxophone, guitar, and drums... and playing in the marching band, school musical's pit orchestra, and even making all-county jazz in piano.
I first encountered a cappella in Cornell University, where there are so many excellent groups its no wonder why the producers of 'The Office' chose to put him in one. Being too nervous to try out, I never entered the scene as an undergraduate. It wasn't until my 3-4th year of graduate school at Northwestern University that I co-founded the now somewhat famous Klein Four Group well-known for our song "Finite Simple Group of Order 2."

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Hobbies:
Cookie Sommelier

A few random thoughts:
1. Hot dogs should be the national currency... roughly five hotdogs to a nickel.
2. Would you like some bologna?
3. I'm 80% certain I can be 100% serious all the time, not really sure how that math works out.
4. Cookie donations are always welcome.
5. I wish Jay would stop eating all the damn bananas.